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Monday, February 4th, 2008
1:25 pm - I'm watching Powder. Swear to God.
I have had a sore throat sickness for almost seven days, I even had to skip French class TWICE because of it. Also, I forgot to mention that I have a cat now. Her name is Minx, and she shits standing up.

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Thursday, December 27th, 2007
1:25 am - Ontology of Finger Puppets.
Hi. So, this 'smooz I went to Cape Cod, and partied my face off. Not only did I eat fancy French food on 'smiss eve, but on the actually day, I spoke to my mother on the phone for an unprecedented twenty minutes, and found out that I am a substantial portion French. This explains why I didn't even think pate was THAT gross.

This is also exciting because I went to see that Lynch (one) documentary last week that just came out at the Brattle, and he made a HUGE to-do about Bastille Day, making me eager to celebrate it. However, if I weren't French, I would feel like a cad even mentioning it.

Do you know who else is French?

That's right, and she gets the Best Hair Ever Award every year*.

I was also responsible for cooking, and one of the things I made was pecan pie. Only the store didn't have pecans, so I used walnuts and chocolate chips instead. Then we didn't have vanilla extract, so I used Kahlua instead. Pecan-less equals more.

We also went to Nauset Beach which was voted the #4 best beach in the country. It was extraordinary, and I got so many rocks. I also found a blue and orange crab shell, and some orange soft coral that was still soft that had washed ashore. My packpack smells like it's rotting. My backpack smells like Ted Danson in Creepshow.

Haha, I like how that picture is from Savini.com, and the name of it is "medanson." I really like the idea of not only Tom Savini at a Dell, making a Geocities templated website, but also naming various files.

*More proof:


current mood: my shoulder hurts like fuck

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Saturday, September 29th, 2007
5:20 pm - Don't eat glue. It's tacky.
So, I must admit that I haven't thought about Live Journal in quite a while. However, I was just watching Kate Bush and Tears for Fears videos on You Tube, and saw THIS.

Which, if you scroll down, and read some of the comments, you will find a nerd fight ! I haven't really seen one in a while, and it reminded me of being in high school and picking fights with other goth kids on the internet.

It especially reminded me of when I was about 17, and got into a comment war with some 26 year old broad on Live Journal, my usual arena for such tomfoolery. I remember not what the debate was about--I probably, like, called her or someone she knew 'gay', or SOMEthing--but I particularly remember being vehemently enraged by her quoting Depeche Mode lyrics* at me.

So, yeah. Nerd fights.

Hi, Millie.

*People are People ! How trite !

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Saturday, July 15th, 2006
12:39 am - gunpowdha gel-a-tiiiine
I took my stitches out by myself, and it wasn't that bad. However, now I am horribly disfigured.

In other news, I am halfway done with my intermediate spanish classes which meets four nights a week for three each night for SIX weeks. It's no good horrible and very bad. Right Alexander?

Speaking of Alex's remember when life was simple and I didn't have to take spanish classes like a dweeb?

...neither do I because I was soooo drunk !

I almost forgot:

Mark: Would you buy this movie for $14.95?
Mike: Yeah, hell yeah, man.
Mark: If I can find 3,000 people like you across this country, man, I'm in business.
Mike: Of course, man, I mean... Shit, that's what "Rush" tickets were.

current mood: where's headache lemon?

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Wednesday, July 12th, 2006
1:34 am - grudge match !
After tonight's episode of Elimidate, I was immediately tempted to delete all 150 of my interests, replacing them with 'foxy boxing', but then I thought of 'my vulva' and got sentimental.


ps - This evening's Sci-Fi ECW extravanganza was very depressing. Next week it will be Ric Flair/Big Show tag team vs. my vulva.

pps - My stitches are starting to get crusty. To save money, I am going to take them out myself. Eff doctors and their get rich quick schemes.

current mood: contemplative

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Tuesday, July 4th, 2006
11:50 pm - blue sky...blue....sky.
SO, Peter and I spent the ho-liday weekend in beautiful Mattitck, Long Island. A beach town full of vineyards and whiskey, and we had LOADS of fun watching Stephanie dick around. I'm kidding we did other stuff, too. FOR EXAMPLE.

We went to the beach and had a beach party. It was awesome. I wish I could live at the beach forever and ever. Abby even brought Cheet-os..how the fuck does one spell 'cheet-oeeessoosot'? Then everyone wanted to leave because they are queers.

Anyway, the BIGGER news is that the night before last we all went over to Meredith's house because her sister was having a party for a boy named Ben who is off to Germany in nanoseconds*. It was a swell soiree and I brought my own tonic water and limes and they supplied the vodka.

We all got drunk...really drunk. I was arguably the drunkest of all (Meredith was probably #2), and Mr. Henry and our crew took a walk to the beach in the wee hours of the morn, where I stupidly fearlessly walked into a thatch of evil and bushes and I cut the fuck out of and sprained my right ankle.

When we got back to Meredith's house we partied some more, and I remembered that Dan Durand bought me a Colt 45 which I intended to drink.

INSTEAD of drinking it, while we all were leaving and discussing how I must have sprained my right ankle I FEEEEEELLLLLL off of Meredith's porch, BREAKING the Colt 45 bottle (the one I intended to DRINK), and I LACERATED my left calf muscle.

It was GRIZZLY, and there was BLOOD EVERYWHERE. Steph and Dan insisted that I needed stitches, and MADE me go to the emergency room. I CRIED like fifty times on the way there and reeeeaaally did not want them. The only reason why i assumed that they might be right was because I could TOTALLY see the subcutaneous fat, and although it looked really cool - it did not seem healthy enough to let be...so I got them.

And now I'm a Frankenstein's monster !

It is very gross to look at, but I guess stitches aren't that bad because I lived to party on another day...and another apparently.


*meat in German is 'fleisch' by the way - gross !

**I'm kidding, you guys are the best.

current mood: amused

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Saturday, June 24th, 2006
8:40 pm - terrible fries
Live Journal party beforegoingto see An American Haunting !

Spooky !

It is summer, and because Pete's keyboard SUCKS DICK, here are some pictorial representations of all the SUMMER FUN we have been having !

"I'm having so much fun with these guys."

Pete and Eric right before we *got arrested.

Also, checkout this picture of Pete dressed up as Jeff Pete Lynne:

*lie - almost though !

current mood: accomplished

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Saturday, April 22nd, 2006
2:24 am - "Being a pussy is in my comfort zone" - S.T.A.R.
I'm sorry I never diligently update this thing. I don't want to offend anyone. Haha, what a lie !

Here are some things:

-I am technically* a senior at Boston College now, and I have to say, senior year is basically like this:

All the time.

-I set off fireworks over Easter Break in Shrewsbury with Peter and John, and somehow in the process lost my glasses.

-On Easter me and my posse decided to have Southern Sunday where we made grits and watched Gone with the Wind. In addition to many other foods and alcoholic concoctions, I made mashed sweet potates with marshmallows for the first time in my life. They were so awesome and way more simpler than I assumed. I also used like, half a pound of 'mallows on them.

-About a month ago, Steph and I found out I was racist:

-I was doing my daily Google Image Search for Freddie Mercury (r.i.p.), and I found this one on an anti-gay website with the following caption:

Sodomite Freddie Mercury of the rock band, Queen, died of AIDS at only 46 years of age. He reportedly had homosexual lovers all over the world.

Apparently that's the gayest picture** they could find of Freddie Mercury. Psh.

-The Fifth Card Stud won Best Drama at the Campus Movie Fest and all we got was a lousy movie pass.


-Apparently New England has an Animal President and right now it is a gorilla named Kiki.

-Has anyone seen Brick, yet? If you haven't, you're probably a 'mo.

-I have to go pass out because I am filming a star-crossed movie for Film II tomorrow. Fuck.

*Haha as if I'd graduate if I didn't have to.


current mood: exhausted

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Monday, July 4th, 2005
7:48 pm
alright dudes, i am in long island for the first time ever, and it isn't even sleazy like i thought it would be. i can't really talk because i am wasted off of mike's hard lemonade, and also because steph and i have to go watch the craft on laserdisc.

actually, i probably don't even have to say anything else to let you guys know how awesome of a time i am having.

ps - oh my god:

current mood: impressed

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Friday, May 20th, 2005
9:30 pm - Little Boots
Recent developments in my life:

-Peter and I got Pixies tickets for the Agganis Arena at Boston Suckaversity on June 15th. This will be number THREE time seeing them which we both decided is probably the most times any human has seen the Pixies in one life. This is a fact, and anyone who says they've seen them more is lying.

-I am done with school, and now it is time to party.

-I am going to be working three jobs this summer. First one is my usual job at Marriott's Custom House as a bartender. Second is for Boston College as a bartender for functions; third is also for BC where I will be doing catering stuff. With both of the last two jobs i get free food AND I get to wear a tie. Life rules.

-I bought like, five ties.

-Tonight I am going to a Freaks and Geeks Pajama Party at midnight with guest speaker Samm Levine ! We'll probably get married afterwards. SORRY FELLAS !

-Arrested Development got picked up for Season #3. I got the hugest boner when i heard the news. I was in the computer lab at school, and had to put a copy of Caligula in front of my pants to hide it.

-Speaking of harsh Roman Caesars, I watched Caligula a few weeks ago, and it completely changed my life. He is totally my hero now, and if you need to know any facts about him, I can dish them out. We tried to do a tally of how many dicks, boobs, bushes, vah jay jays, cocksucking (hetero/homo) sessions, but we literally could not keep up. We also tallied a total of one woman bathing in sperm.

-I tried to find a picture of Caligs doing his 'thumbs up' dance naked in the rain to no avail, so here is a picture of him making out with his sister:

-I am having a posh cocktail party sometime in June, and I'm not letting any riff raff in. That means all of you aren't invited. Except Millie.

-WeizMasterZero (10:09:30 PM): like i said im so out of the loop
WeizMasterZero (10:09:36 PM): i dont even know how its done these days
WeizMasterZero (10:09:37 PM): haha
alphazordon (10:09:56 PM): haha i know they changed everything
alphazordon (10:10:09 PM): youc an like preview your emoticon so i can pick and choose the perfect lemon
alphazordon (10:10:13 PM): haha
alphazordon (10:10:22 PM): i chose euro-trash lemon
WeizMasterZero (10:10:39 PM): hahahaha
WeizMasterZero (10:10:41 PM): i saw that

ps - Don't do a Google image search for 'Caligula' because only this will come up:

current mood: accomplished

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Wednesday, April 27th, 2005
3:40 am - claude balls.
A couple different things:

-You have a problem when you reach into the front pouch of your bag for a pen and keep taking out sticks of black eyeliner instead of anything else.

-I liked Fever Pitch because I think I still have my 16 year old girl crush on Jimmy Fallon* and also pretty much anything about the Red Sox being nasty is pretty uplifting.

-I am filming my Filmmaking I final on Friday and Saturday. It is basically about a 5 minute long Super 8mm montage about a boy and Leatherface as best friends. There are also a few scenes stolen directly from Bacon trying to teach Chris Penn how to dance from Footloose. I am paying my actors with whiskey. Editing it makes me feel like it's 1918, and I am taping together a newsreel about Japs or something.

-I finally started physical therapy for my ankle because I don't want to walk with a limp forever. The catalyst for this was that I saw people playing whiffle ball all around campus, and what the fuck? I want to play. I went yesterday, and I basically sat in a whirlpool for 20 minutes then stretched and played with rubber bands as predicted. It's tough shit, but Justin got me a bunch of ice cream to reward me because I am twelve years old.

-I have to go to work and get Republicans drunk in a 200 year old room that Walt Whitman hung out in and also where at one point one fifth of the world's economy was counted in (it is also haunted). Good thing it's cake day.

-Sometimes I feel like my life is like this:

*Just because he isn't funny doesn't mean I wouldn't butter his bread. Plus, i think he said one funny thing one time.

current mood: sleepy

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Tuesday, April 5th, 2005
11:49 am
Because of reading this guy's most recent post, I was reminded of one of my favorite memories of my life so far.

So like a year or so ago, Peter and I go over to our good friend John's house to party and hang (not necessarily in that order). We show up and a whole slew of our crew is in John's living room watching Toxic Avenger. We get seats and sit down and watch the movie, making hilARious quips all throughout.

During the movie, there was talk of Slayer. This talk subsided while Toxie made things right in New Jersey. As soon as the credits ended (we waited through the credits), everyone besides Krissy and myself immediately stood up and went into John's kitchen. Within seconds Slayer was blaring and everyone began taking shots of whiskey and Krissy and I realized the party had truly begun and joined them.


The End

ps - Luke Perry.

current mood: thirsty

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Thursday, March 31st, 2005
10:31 pm - Bitches ain't nothing but hoes and tricks
I live with three dudes, and one is a foreign exchange student from Spain, and my favorite thing ever is when we joke around with him or SOMEthing happens and he yells "WHY ARE YOU FUCKING ME?!"

Also, my room in my apartment is right next to the kitchen "common room" (i.e. living room). My room is kick ass and I have my own bathroom which is doubly kick ass. My only real problem is that the walls are paper thin, and I get really embarassed when it's 2:30 in the morning and I hear someone milling about in the kitchen and they can totally hear that I am listening to Sisters of Mercy*.

GOTTA GO! I have a date at 12:01:

*This may or may not have happened...twice.

current mood: loved

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Monday, February 28th, 2005
11:52 pm - I'm Ron Burgundy?
Hey guys !

I haven't updated in a really long time, and I know that the last time I did, I said that I was going to totally post more often. But usually what people do and say are very different. So this time I totally really am going to post more* because I miss occassionally having email consisting of Millie saying something funny or thought provoking instead of only the dictionary.com Word of the Day to look forward to.

So like ! On December 3rd, 2004, my life changed indefinitely because I BROKE MY ANKLE while WALKING ! Seriously, no ice or crack in the sidewalk or ANYTHING. I have never broken anything before, and it has completely ruined me. The kicker is that because my doctor said that I "have the ankle of 85 year old woman" (!) I had to have multiple casts put on it up until only two weeks ago. I have to go to physical therapy and everything. It will be like in Kids in the Hall when Mark McKinney has to have thumb and forefinger rehabilitation in order to crush people's heads again. Rubber bands on my anks.

In any case, the entire time my cast was on, my life had turned into this shitty version of Rear Window. Only instead of James Stewart with no internet solving a murder - it was me with no internet watching Teen Wolf.

So, instead of this:



ps - I totally dig the new LiveJ where you can preview what your emotional icon is going to look like. I chose accomplished French Lemon w/ beret.

**Cha, I wish. It was more like fake Stiles from Teen Wolf Too.

current mood: accomplished

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Thursday, August 19th, 2004
12:33 pm - Joey Ramone backflip extravaganza 2004
I decided that I really love the Smirnoff Ice commercial where the blonde metrosexual* guy parks his white convertible, gets out, Smirnoff six pack in hand, and proceeds to slash two of his tires before he enters this party where hot chicks are waiting to fuck him. I love it because that guy is not only drinking Smirnoff Ice, but he plans on getting so fucking wasted from that sixer of 'Ice that he will in no way be capable of driving himself home.

ps - I was in the 'Bury for a couple days and my homies and I painted the town (or at least, John's house) way red. I also finally saw Anchorman, and it was pretty much a religious experience. Tits McGee.

*I'm sorry I said "metrosexual"

current mood: chipper

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Thursday, August 5th, 2004
3:14 pm - we sip champagne when we thirs-tay
i have a j-o-b watching tv and every once in a blue moon serving someone a gin and tonic as a bartender at marriott's custom house. i'll give you ladies the detes at another juncture.

top conversation of the last week:

me: oh man we need to go to a county fair or something. some water park.
justin: well there's always funtown in maine
me: is it fun?
justin: it's alright.

in other news in the past week, i saw fahrenheit 9/11 and also the village. my favorite part of fahrenheit 9/11 was when michael moore ejaculated for 116 minutes. that and britney spears. my favorite part of the village was when m. night shyalamanakhdjf ejaculated on michael moore for 108 minutes.


ps - funniest thing ever. thanks bri. my favorite part is the air guitaring and tetris.

current mood: busy

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Tuesday, July 13th, 2004
5:55 pm - Don't y'all try to act like you don't know who we be neither.

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Saturday, June 12th, 2004

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PETER ! You're a man now !

ps - Old people are crazy, and I got a million dollar tip !

current mood: sleepy

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Tuesday, May 25th, 2004
12:26 pm - Rocky, get me a beer.
Is this promotional gimmick a total creepfest to anyone else?

ps - Shorties Watching Shorties is the funniest show ever*.

pps - I'm going to Shrewsbury for a few days LATE

* lie

current mood: good

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Tuesday, December 9th, 2003
7:24 pm - WeizMasterZero: did it really dissapear? or did you make that up?


Here are some songs that for one reason or another I have uploaded in the past few months. I will list them in alpha order (my favorite kind of ordering) and then you can reap the bens before I delete them.

dinosaur jr. – i’m insane - Albeit this is my favorite dino junes song ever, I still say it needs more horn action after the tenth guitar solo.
gein & the graverobbers – spectre stomp - Don’t download this unless you enjoy local horror surf music. Lord knows I do.
halo benders – bury me - This is a pretty annoying band, but I like this song. I wish fucking the guy from Crash Test Dummies would stop doing side projects and ruining their potentially good songs/smiths covers.
my bloody valentine - sometimes - When I was in the third grade I stole my sister’s Loveless tape that was given to her and it was all I listened to (that Appetite for Destruction and this mix tape that was made for my sister that had so much Warrant/Slaughter on it). I used to stage fake weddings with my Barbies with this song playing in the background. I still get pretty weak in the knees when I hear it. I’ll upload SWV for you guys later so you can know what I mean.
pixies - tame - This is one of the greatest songs ever written, and Frank Black is the hugest genius ever.
pixies – tame [alternate] - This is the alternate version of one of the greatest songs ever written. No Kim Deal back up vocals and it sounds much darker. It also rules.
sebadoh – got it - Sebadoh is awesome. Bakesale is my #1 favorite album of all time hands d.
smiths – i know it’s over - one of the most heart wrenching songs ever. Morrissey rules.
talk talk – it’s my life - The only good thing that came from no doubt covering this song is the part in the video when Gwen Stefani is put in the gas chamber.
living single theme - do I really have to justify/say anything about this?


okay fine.

That picture must have been taken post Max/Kyle fucking that time because otherwise, I don’t think so. Also, Millie, I really think that you should look into starting your own magazine, you can even call it Flava if you want to, I doubt anyone would mind, so you a couple other LiveJournal broads and I can live together...in style. Pete can be Overton.

ps - I can't believe I'm the only one who thinks these are funny:

Devious lemon, take it away.

current mood: devious

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